I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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