Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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