we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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