walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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