I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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