I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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