is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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