whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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