I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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