He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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