There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she smelled like a LAN party
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
