Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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