Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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