Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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