It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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