Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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