Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is Oprah even human
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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