so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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