I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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