Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You know, be my cock's hype man.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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