You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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