I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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