Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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