You surviving the open bar?
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i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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