see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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