I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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