I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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