East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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