Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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