Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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