Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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