I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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