The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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