i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Shame is for Republicans.
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