So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the day after is always just damage control
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Randomize
