so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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