I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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