Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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