it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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