Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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