I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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