But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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