I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
