I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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