If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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