I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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