You work out of a Hotel?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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