We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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