I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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