She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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