Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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