If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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