Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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