So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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