Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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