Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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