whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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